Of course, for me, every day is Abstinence Day, so nothing new there. But I was pleased to find the page from the rather antsy folks at the Abstinence Clearinghouse. There you'll find all the materials you need to hook up with people... and not have sex with any of them.
Here's the news from today's front page:
01.18.06 First Lady Laura Bush Endorses Abstinence
Well, she would, wouldn't she?
And be sure to check out "Faces of Abstinence." No, it's not what you're thinking. It's people's profiles. My favourite:
Darren L. Washington, Gary, IN
Secondary Virgin for 7 years
See, the Secondary Virgin is the one they bring out in case the Primary Virgin is injured.
If you can get your entry up there, I will somehow get you laid.
I'm working on mine.