Sunday, 30 May 2010

Weekday vegetarians

A quick TED talk by Graham Hill, founder of Treehugger.com. He has an innovative solution for people who want to go veg, but maybe aren't ready to make the jump.



Text, for the non-video-watchers.
I realised that what I was being pitched was a binary solution. It was either: you're a meat eater, or you're a vegetarian. And I guess I just wasn't quite ready. Imagine your last hamburger.

So my common sense, my good intentions were in conflict with my tastebuds. And I'd commit to doing it "later". And not surprisingly, later never came. Sound familiar?

So I wondered: might there be a third solution? I thought about it, and I came up with one, and I've been doing it for the last year, and it's great. It's called Weekday Veg.

The name says it all. Nothing with a face, Monday to Friday. On the weekend, your choice. Simple!
Sounds like a good idea.

You know, I've been doing this for years, but with punching people. On weekdays, I refrain from punching people. Nothing with a face. Or in the face. On the weekends, my choice. (I confess I do go a bit nuts on the weekend.)

I've always known that it's better for people's faces and gonads if I didn't punch anyone at all. I always told myself I'd stop leaving random strangers languishing in a pool of blood or leaving a trail of broken noses -- 'later'. But I figure: being a weekday non-puncher is something I can do. Surely cutting down on the pummeling is better than nothing.

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Talk the Talk: Universal Grammar

Next week's Talk the Talk topic comes to us from the pages of New Scientist.

Many linguists are interested in the similarities between languages. Noam Chomsky once claimed that if a Martian visited Earth and looked at all the human languages, they'd be impressed not by the diversity, but by how similar all human languages are. (Falsify that claim.)

Linguists in the Chomskyan mold have postulated the existence of a Universal Grammar -- a set of structural principles that undergird human language. It's an appealing idea -- not least because it could explain how children learn language so quickly, from nada to full sentences in about two or three years. Why so fast? The UG is already in there at birth, and kids will pick up the individual quirks of their native language as they go.

The New Scientist article (PDF) highlights the work of linguists who take a different view. For example, Chomsky felt that recursion was one of the fundamental properties of human language. You can repeat elements of English syntax in certain ways: "My mother's doctor's boyfriend's cat." No non-human animal communication system has this, and every human language has it.

Except Pirahã. Dan Everett, who's worked among these Amazonian people for years, says there's no recursion in Pirahã. You can't say "My brother's house". You have to say "I have a brother. My brother has a house." And so it goes; the more languages we know about, the more we find that violate these seemingly inviolable constraints.

Is the theory of Universal Grammar falling apart? If language isn't innate in our human brains, then how do we do it? On the next Talk the Talk.

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Remembering Martin Gardner

Last week saw the passing of Martin Gardner, a mathematician, skeptic, and puzzle master.

I first became aware of his work when I was just a wee lad, probably about nine. I ran across an article he wrote about 'Hexapawn', a game he invented. Hexapawn uses only six pawns, on a 3 x 3 board, like so.

You can move like a pawn in chess: straight ahead, or diagonal to capture. You win either by getting to the last rank, by capturing all the other player's pieces, or blocking the other player so they can't move.

The article showed diagrams of all the possible moves in the game, in the form of pictures like this one.

You were meant to print these out, paste the pictures onto matchboxes, and put coloured beads in the matchboxes. When you'd done this, what you had was a kind of computer. You'd make your move, look at the board, choose the matchbox that matched the current state of the board, shake up the matchbox, and the colour bead you pulled out was the move the computer would make. If that move made the computer lose, you would remove that bead so the computer couldn't make that move anymore.

Eventually, once all the losing moves were pruned out of the system, you'd have an unbeatable Hexapawn machine. This was my introduction to machine learning and AI. What an eye-opener! I realised that unthinking boxes (or computer chips, or what have you) could learn things without people explicitly teaching them.

(Here's an implementation of Hexapawn as a PDF.)

Later, I found a book called "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd", which Gardner edited. I spent hours poring over Loyd's puzzles, and Gardner's explanations. Later I picked up Gardner's "My Best Mathematical and Logic Puzzles".

Gardner was a skeptic, but he believed in a god. Here's a bit from an interview with Michael Shermer in 1997.
Skeptic: Inevitably skepticism leads to asking the God question. You call yourself a fideist.

Gardner: I call myself a philosophical theist, or sometimes a fideist, who believes something on the basis of emotional reasons rather than intellectual reasons.

Skeptic: This will surely strike readers as something of a paradox for a man who is so skeptical about so many things.

Gardner: People think that if you don’t believe Uri Geller can bend spoons then you must be an atheist. But I think these are two different things. I call myself a philosophical theist in the tradition of Kant, Charles Peirce, William James, and especially Miguel Unamuno, one of my favorite philosophers. As a fideist I don’t think there are any arguments that prove the existence of God or the immortality of the soul. Even more than that, I agree with Unamuno that the atheists have the better arguments. So it is a case of quixotic emotional belief that is really against the evidence and against the odds. The classic essay in defense of fideism is William James’ The Will to Believe. James’ argument, in essence, is that if you have strong emotional reasons for a metaphysical belief, and it is not strongly contradicted by science or logical reasons, then you have a right to make a leap of faith if it provides sufficient satisfaction.

It makes the atheists furious when you take this position because they can no more argue with you than they can argue over whether you like the taste of beer or not. To me it is entirely an emotional thing.
This is strange to me, but it's not the first time I've seen a good reasoner suspend critical thinking in favour of supernaturalism. And emotional reasoning is a terrible rationale -- it's like saying 'I'm going to believe it if it makes me feel satisfied.' Oh, well, good for you. This is epistemological hedonism.

And it gets the reasoning backward. Gardner argued that you could believe what you liked if it wasn't strongly contradicted by evidence, but we've already seen that when someone's in the grip of a belief, no evidence is ever strong enough. Science works the opposite way: you believe something when there's evidence to support it.

On the other hand, Gardner sounds like someone who's done the reading (unlike me) and knows his way around the philosophy. He's aware that his position is reaching out into the unknown, and even though he chooses to believe, he knows that he doesn't know.

Martin Gardner must have been a fascinating guy, exerting an influence on mathematics, skepticism, and philosophy. I'm glad I've had the chance to benefit from his work.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

Sunday blasphemy: Life without gods is enjoyable and ethical

Ran across this quote as a Facebook status update.
Without God, life would end at the grave and our mortal experiences would have no purpose. Growth and progress would be temporary, accomplishment without value, challenges without meaning.
In other words: There must be a god. If there weren't, it would be depressing, and depressing things just can't be true!

Not much of an argument, is it? But you can see the self-congratulatory appeal. It tells the believer: 'You're not wasting your time believing. Your belief gives your life a purpose.' Well, I suppose the author's church gives him a purpose. Maybe he actually means that his life would be meaningless without the god that he's based all his hopes and aspirations on.

It also lets him pity atheists -- oh, how empty their lives must seem!

Well, he can save his pity. Life without gods is still full of value and meaning, even if it doesn't last forever. In fact, I find life more precious because of its brief duration.

I'm thinking of Babette's Feast, a wondrous film that I first saw at BYU. (I wonder if it's still a favourite on the International Films list.) Babette, a French chef, is a long-time resident of a village full of dour Lutherans. When she announces that she's making a feast for her friends, it sends them into turmoil -- how can they enjoy the feast while renouncing the pleasures of the flesh? Maybe it's the age I am now, but as a BYU student with false assurances of a future eternity, I thought, "What a neat film." Now when I think of it, and of our brief time to feast, I am moved to tears. I feel that coming to accept mortality and non-existence has deepened my emotions in way that was impossible when I thought life would go forever.

Is growth and progress temporary -- and therefore meaningless -- if we die and cease to exist? For the individual, perhaps, but there's more than just us, you know. There's also humanity. The great things that people have made and left behind continue to benefit all of us. How short-sighted to claim it's all pointless if he's not around to have it forever. How self-centered. How this view devalues life. What paucity of imagination. What meanness of spirit.

There's more. The author continues:
There would be no ultimate right and wrong and no moral responsibility to care for one another as fellow children of God.
Ultimate right and wrong? Says someone whose barbaric holy books need constant reinterpretation and explanation to bear any resemblance to the morality held by normal people today.

And as far as moral responsibility, if he needs to believe in an invisible man to care about other humans, then I hope he never stops believing. Luckily, we atheists can take care of people we love and contribute to the good of humanity without all the supernatural baggage.

I wonder if the author of this quote would be disappointed to find that atheists aren't all miserable and depressed. We have the temerity to be happy in this life. And how confusing it must be to see us taking care of other people without an 'absolute morality'. I think I'll confuse him even more by dropping a few coins into 'Non-Believers Giving Aid'. Figure that one out, God-Boy.

Friday, 21 May 2010

Talk the Talk: cougar

I'm going to start a new tradition for Good Reason readers. As I find the topic for next week's 'Talk the Talk', I'll post it here, and you can listen for it later on the RTRFM page, if you want to. You'll probably know something I don't about this or that topic, so comment away.

For next week, I'm curious about 'cougars'. Sex & The City star Kim Cattrall just turned down a magazine cover because she would have been asked to pose with a real live cougar.
The actress insists she had nothing against the big cat but doesn't like the term 'cougar' when it's used to describe an older woman who likes dating much younger men.

She tells U.S. news show Extra, "I was asked recently by a significant magazine for women over 40 to pose with a cougar and I refused to do it because I felt it was insulting and they took away the cover.

"I think that 'cougar' has a negative connotation and I don't see anything negative about... sexuality."
Do you think 'cougar' has a negative connotation? When I hear it, I think 'aggressively sexy', two appealing qualities to my view. But I'm not the one being referred to. Anyone else care to comment?

I'll also be talking about other animal names used to describe people's sexual categories. If you're over 40, you'll remember the days when an attractive girl was a 'fox'. And we all know about 'bears' -- big furry gay guys -- but what do you call slightly smaller furry gay guys? Otters, apparently. What other animal terms am I missing?

You can like 'Talk the Talk' on Facebook, you know. Just hit the fan page.

Bit of consistency, please.

God is at it again.
Man tells cops God told him to stroll in the nude

THIBODAUX, La. — A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested. Thibodaux police responded to an obscenity complaint around 2 a.m. Thursday and found Shafiq Mohamed walking nude down the street. When approached, Mohamed reportedly told officers that "America raped him" and added God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.
Obscenity complaint? They should have written him into the Old Testament. Haven't they heard of Isaiah? God told him to walk around naked for three years.
20:2 At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.
20:3 And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
20:4 So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
The cops don't recognise a literary allusion when they see it. Only one thing to do: teach the bible in schools.

Thursday, 20 May 2010

How to draw Mohammed -- and why



UPDATE: More on Mohammed.

Here's the pictorial Mohammed archive: Mohammed as depicted by Muslims

And an interesting article by Marlon Mohammed: Why I Will Draw Mohammed.
In the UK, each capitulation has been followed by another demand for yet another capitulation. By giving in to Muslim “sensitivity” demands, even at the expense of their own ancient culture, the Brits (and the other European nations) have only encouraged more demands.

At fault here is not Islamic extremism per se. It’s human nature. It is a basic element of our species to take when we see the opportunity to take, to demand more if we think we can get more. As children, we learn to test our parents and relatives. “Who lets me have the most cake? Daddy or mommy? Grandma or grandpa? Who will give in if I ask for one more piece?”

That’s why all good parents know the value of saying “no.”
Today I said "no".

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

California battles Texas textbook massacre

I've been following the Texas textbook issue with some interest and concern. You know the story: Know-nothing dipsticks have been infiltrating Texas school boards so they can force conservative changes to high school textbooks. The worry is that Texas is the second largest market for textbooks, so other states may get terrible texts foisted onto them.

But California is the largest market, and they may try to thwart such efforts.
California may soon take a stand against proposed changes to social studies textbooks ordered by the Texas school board, as a way to prevent them from being incorporated in California texts.

Legislation by Sen. Leland Yee, D-San Francisco, seeks to protect the nation's largest public school population from the revised social studies curriculum approved in March by the Texas Board of Education. Critics say if the changes are incorporated into textbooks, they will be historically inaccurate and dismissive of the contributions of minorities.

The Texas recommendations, which face a final vote by the Republican-dominated board on May 21, include adding language saying the country's Founding Fathers were guided by Christian principles and a new section on "the conservative resurgence of the 1980s and 1990s." That would include positive references to the Moral Majority, the National Rifle Association and the Contract with America, the congressional GOP manifesto from the 1990s.
Ugh.

I found this comment most encouraging.
But some publishing industry experts say worries that the Texas standards will cross state lines are unfounded.

"It's an urban myth, especially in this digital age we live in, when content can be tailored and customized for individual states and school districts," said Jay Diskey, executive director of the schools division of the Association of American Publishers.
I hope other textbook publishers operate similarly. It could control the damage. Or, scarily, it could create pockets of terrible textbooks in areas where demand is significant.

Illusion of the Year 2010

How do you get a ball to roll uphill?



This fascinating device won first prize for Best Illusion of the Year, held by the Neural Correlate Society. The other illusions are great too.

I love optical illusions. They make me say, "Wow, I must have had some really bad assumptions back there." We do the best we can with our pretty-good brains.

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Back to the old meeting-house

I did eventually return that box of church books. I didn't recycle any of the old lesson manuals or anything, just gave them back. I debated annotating the margins with point for point rebuttals, but that would have taken more work than benefit.

It was good to see some old friends and acquaintances. Oldest Boy came along, too. A few people asked him if he'd be coming back, looking hopeful. (His reaction: Don't think so.) He thought it was kind of good to see people, though he was annoyed that everyone commented on how tall he'd gotten. Other people's kids looked older too. That was strange. I must have been away longer than I'd realised. In fact, it's only been three years, but it feels longer.

The building looked the same, the art was the same, and the lessons were probably about the same as when I'd left. In fact, that was the overall impression I got: sameness. But not stability -- stagnation.

Same people there, too, still hearing the same messages, same exhortations to pay tithing, do Home or Visiting Teaching, support the activities, and on and on. I could probably go back in three more years, and still find mostly the same people there. It's silly, but because I only ever saw these people at church, I had this cognitive illusion that they'd never left the building in all that time. It was all a bit Hotel California.

I couldn't imagine sitting through another meeting rehashing the same material -- same scriptures, maybe some interesting discussion, maybe a bit of controversy, never really able to be resolved, and the same curriculum over and over.

Since leaving religion, I've had more time to learn about the world we live in -- about science and nature, philosophy and ethics, language and life. No doubt all the church people had learned things in the interim, too, when not at church. But what I've learned -- and they still haven't -- is that life is enhanced, not diminished, by enjoying the real world and by rejecting the unseen world of gods, angels, devils, and spirits. Sure, I learned a lot of good moral teachings in that church, and some really awful ones. But the religious system was like a maze that you could stay in forever, whose passages only led back to the same places, with no relation to the outside world.

As I left the building that day, I felt relieved not to be there anymore. I want to say that it was the feeling of having graduated, but that's not quite right. It was the feeling of having escaped.

My son and I said goodbye to everyone, and walked out into the sunlight. It was a beautiful Sunday morning, too nice to be inside. People were playing a game in a field opposite the church. Life was happening out in the real world, and we were a part of it.

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Whatever lifts your luggage

I second Dan Savage's call to idiom.

Dan Savage dishes out sex advice to troubled souls. His column is not for those easily offended by the variety of human sexual experience. In his latest offering, he touches on the recent outing of noted Christian homophobe George Rekers.

Says Savage:
Rekers is a towering figure in the religious right. He’s the cofounder of the Family Research Council; a member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality, a group that claims it can cure homosexuality, and the go-to guy for “expert” testimony about how gay people threaten and endanger children. And last week, Rekers got busted coming back from a 10-day European vacation with a 20-year-old male escort he found on Rentboy.com. Rekers told two reporters from the Miami New Times that he “can’t lift luggage,” so what other choice did he have but to hire a 20-year-old with an eight-inch cock?

To mark the downfall of yet another crazy, hypocritical closet case, I propose that “whatever floats your boat” be immediately permanently retired in favor of “whatever lifts your luggage.” This will be George “Rentboy” Rekers’ legacy, his lexi-colonic gift to the English language. Help spread the meme.
Yessir!

Though credit is also due to Jesus and Mo.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Tone trolls

I don't know what it is about atheism, but we sure do get a lot of tone trolls. A 'tone troll' is like a concern troll, but is especially concerned about the lack of civility in the discourse. The tone troll wants everyone to be nice. That, and to make everyone else be the same kind of atheist that he is.

I've had to deal with atheist tone trolls, and even a theist tone troll or two. Here's how this plays out.
Atheist tone troll: Atheism can be polarising. Don't make it 'us' vs. 'them' -- they'll only resist us harder. We need to take a more conciliatory approach. We need to work together with people on issues where we agree.
That's a good aim. If someone wants to take that approach, I think that's fine. We need more 'nice atheists'.

But we also need 'mean atheists' like me, who take opportunities to call out religious foolishness with ridicule and a sledgehammer, and who explain about good reasoning and critical thinking. (Of course, you pick your battles, and sometimes the best thing is to say nothing. I don't always walk around in my stomping boots, but I'm not afraid to pull 'em on if I think the time is right.)

Think of these approaches as complementary. Or perhaps evolutionary. We don't know what will work in each case, so let's try everything. I want lots of atheists putting the heat to religion in all kinds of ways. Mockery, sympathy, calumny, there's no wrong way to do it.

The wrong thing to do, however, is wring one's hands in dismay, and lecture other atheists on how they're doing it wrong. Oh, my ears and whiskers! How teddibly uncivil! Theists will never agree with us if we challenge them! (See also: 'I'm an atheist, BUT...')

Well, frankly, not challenging them doesn't do much to move their opinion either. How well did not challenging them work for the last 50 years? Dumping your religion and becoming an atheist is hard. What could possibly be the impetus for someone to do it if all they hear is comforting church hymns, along with the song of the non-confrontational atheist? I know people don't like hearing that their religion is wrong. But I do say it from time to time because I think it's important to keep pushing the Overton Window in that direction. I don't know whether my sledgehammer wakes people up, or whether it just attracts the newly awakened, but more and more people are becoming aware of the absurdities of religion, and we're forming a vibrant and noisy community of non-believers.

I also had to deal with a theist tone troll once. It went like this:
Theist tone troll: You can say whatever you want. But you should realise that it's not respectful to say mean things about religion. It hurts people's feelings. It's your tone I object to.
I don't worry too much about these folks. There's literally no way to talk about religion in less-than-laudatory terms without some people getting butthurt. The only thing they want is for atheists to shut up.

Pick your approach. Choose the kind of atheist you're going to be. But having chosen, please spare the rest of us the lecturing about tone. It's just a way of trying to control the communication of other people. Letting go of that need for control can be freeing.

'Prick' is no longer offensive

It's official.
Australian court clears student on offensive language charge

An Australian student who called a police officer a "prick" has been cleared of verbal abuse charges after a judge ruled that the word was in "common usage" and therefore not offensive.

Henry Grech insulted the senior constable during an argument at a Sydney railway station last year but the offensive language case against him fell apart after the magistrate said the word was in common use.

"I consider the word prick is of a less derogatory nature than other words and it is in common usage in this country," Robbie Williams, the Waverley Local Court magistrate, told the court on Monday.
It's not very nice to call a police officer a prick, but if we had a few more test cases like these, it could be useful to linguists in finding out what's considered offensive and what's not. What a judge finds offensive may not reflect public opinion perfectly, but it does have the seal of officialdom.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Michael R. Ash commits if-abuse

Religious apologists are fond of using the trappings of science. Maybe it's because science poses the greatest challenge to their claims (so they'd better sound like they know about it), and maybe it's because they're trying to borrow science's credibility.

But it's not easy to see exactly how the efforts of apologists and true believers are different from real science. I think I've worked it out. And since it's a shame to leave it buried in the comment section of the Undying Thread, I'm pulling it up here into the light.

Here's how it works according to science. It takes evidence to establish a claim. The more extraordinary the claim, the more evidence it takes. Without that evidence, the claim is rejected. The starting point is an assumption that the claim is not true. Basic stuff.

For example, I do not believe that there was ever a significant population of Hebrew or (reformed) Egyptian speakers in North or South America during alleged Book of Mormon times because there's no evidence for it. No fragments of Hebrew script, no Egyptian loan words in existing languages. But future discoveries could overturn my disbelief.

Apologists and true believers do it the opposite way. The religious belief is assumed to be true without adequate evidence. Religious claims are accepted as long as they're not specifically refuted by enough evidence. And the more deeply held the claim, the more evidence it takes to disabuse them of it.

Of course, it's impossible to amass enough evidence to convince a true believer. For one thing, you can't prove a negative. For another, many of their claims are not even falsifiable. And evidence can be ambiguous, so it will never disconfirm their view 100 percent. Which means that you can bring alternate explanations and evidence that refutes their view all day long, and they'll just cling to the sliver of probability that remains, saying "I could still be right." That sliver of hope is all they need.

So this is the tack that Mormon apologists have to take. They must know that there's no evidence to establish their view, but as long as they can muddy the waters enough to create a sliver of possibility -- redefining words, finding loopholes, and creating fanciful hypothetical scenarios -- the faithful are satisfied and don't notice that there's not enough evidence to establish their claims.

We, as scientists and critical thinkers, do ourselves a disservice when we play the game their way. Trying to argue them down to zero probability is impossible, but that's not our job. The burden of evidence is on them to establish their claims.

With that very long intro, let's take a look at Michael R. Ash's latest. This one's about the word 'Lamanite'. He's already admitted that you can't find DNA from Lamanites in current Native American populations, but the lack of evidence isn't going to stop him from believing in them. He argues that their DNA was 'subsumed' into a larger population -- a wildly improbable event.

Ash details the problem:
If we theorize that the Lehites in the Book of Mormon were a small incursion into a larger existing New World population, and that their DNA was swamped out by the dominant and competing haplogroups,
Remind me: why were we theorising that? Because it's well-supported by evidence? No, because it allows the religious theory to maintain a sliver of probablity. Carry on.
...some members may wonder who -- of the surviving modern populations -- are the "Lamanites"? In the Doctrine and Covenants, for example, the early Saints are directed to go preach to the Lamanites. How could the Native Americans in Joseph's world be Lamanites?
It's worse than that. If you can't find any genetic Lamanites, how is the Book of Mormon going to come forth unto them? How are they going to 'blossom as the rose'? The redemption story falls apart.

Ash's answer: Redefine the word 'Lamanite' away from genetics and toward culture.
The answer is found in culture and genealogy.

While culture is learned and typically passes from parents to children, people can change cultures or assimilate into different cultures. Thus we have Americans who are culturally American, although they (or their ancestors) might have come from Africa, Europe, Asia, or many other parts of the world. Terms such as "African," "Asian," "Jew," "LDS," "Indian," and so forth are social constructs, not biological or genetic classifications.
Shorter: Cultural terms are just constructs, so it's okay to refer to people by a term that was completely made up by some guy.
Finally, we have genealogy, or one's ancestry. Everyone has two parents, and each parent has two parents. If you go back two generations (to your grandparents) you have four ancestral slots filled by two grandfathers and two grandmothers. As we go further back in our genealogy the number of ancestral slots increases geometrically.
Fail. He means 'exponentially'.

Update: No, I fail. See comments.
These slots don't represent the actual number of ancestors, however, because intermarriage among relatives will cause some ancestors to fill multiple ancestral slots.
No, silly, it's because parents can have more than one child. So each person on earth doesn't require two unique parents; lots of people will have the same parents. Minor point, but it is a worry that he's not good at understanding things.
If we could create a genealogical chart for a modern Native American back to Lehi's generation we would have over 1 octillion ancestral slots (that's more than 1 trillion times 1 quadrillion). Now obviously he would not have 1 octillion ancestors (there haven't been that many people in the entire history of the world). Some ancestors would fill many of these ancestral slots. Nevertheless, on a genealogy chart, there would be 1 octillion ancestral slots. From how many slots would our Native American be descended? All of them. If Laman (or a descendant of Laman) was an ancestor in just one of these 1 octillion ancestral slots, then it can legitimately be claimed that our Native American is a Lamanite descendant.
Wow, the descendants are all Lamanites even if there was just one real Lamanite in an octillion?

What if there was none? No Lamanite ancestors at all. Because that's the way it's looking.

We can discount Ash's complex web of theorising at one stroke, because there's literally no evidence for Lamanites. But he's working the opposite way: if we assume that the Book of Mormon is true, and if this incredibly improbable genetic swamping happened, and if words mean what he redefines them to mean, and if there's one Lamanite back in the genealogy, and if you put on these special 3D glasses and squint a bit, then it's remotely possible that the Mormon view could still be right. And you can keep going to Church, pay tithing, and stop worrying.

I'll ask it again: What's more likely, that Ash's very complex and improbable overlapping scenarios happened in such a way as to not leave any evidence? Or that someone wrote a fake book?

Ash is once again redefining words and constructing fanciful hypotheticals to create a semblance of plausibility for his religious theory. That's not good enough. He needs to bring publicly verifiable evidence.

Saturday, 8 May 2010

Maybe religion can still do 'comfort' and 'social cohesion'.

It's just as the ministers feared: If you offer secular ethics, no one's going to want religion anymore.
Scripture classes lose half of students to ethics, say Anglicans

THE controversial trial of secular ethics classes has ''decimated'' Protestant scripture classes in the 10 NSW schools where it has been introduced as an alternative for non-religious children, with the classes losing about 47 per cent of enrolled students.
Seems that religion's attempt to evolve has led to a conflict. See, back in the old days, religion offered a view of the earth's history and future that claimed to be true. When that turned out to be a load of old bollocks, some religions decided that providing 'moral instruction' was more in their line. The problem with that was that secular people are already doing morals, thank you very much, and the morals they've come up with are a lot more relevant than those of the world's religions.

I can't say it better than Dawkins did (and ex tempore too).



Religions are not all that good at moral instruction. Their scriptures are punctuated with unprincipled savagery, and the behaviour of their leaders has been at times reprehensible. (And I forgot to mention in my original post: one recent study showed no difference in the ethical behaviour of atheists and church-goers.)

There are some good bits in with the nasty bits, but on the whole, what a mess. Leave it out of schools, and let the secular humanists present a view of morality that is well-thought out, and centered on what's good for humans, not for imaginary people or their representatives.

Friday, 7 May 2010

New look

Hang in there. I'm just ironing out the inevitable kinks.

So what do you think? Doesn't it look more airy and spacious? It makes the old place seem so tight and constrained.

It might take some getting used to, but I think I'm going to like the new Good Reason layout.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Atheist YouTube party

For this week's UWA Atheist and Agnostic Society meeting, it was Atheist YouTube Party! With me as programmer. I really enjoyed the chance to share some of my faves. Here they are, as a YouTube playlist. Prepare to be offended and/or enlightened; the choice is, as always, entirely up to you.

NOTE: I think there might be a bug in the YouTube embedded playlist feature. The embedded playlist below skips the first video, which in this case was Tim Minchin's "The Pope Song". If you want to see it first, you can either click here to go to my blog post of a few days ago, or click here to find a working playlist on a different page.



Since I didn't have a rock-solid net connection in the lecture room, I decided to take the precaution of downloading the videos as mp4's using KeepVid, and then making a playlist in VLC. It made things go much more smoothly.

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Talk the Talk: Language mixing + Like

A couple of new episodes of 'Talk the Talk' on RTRFM.

We've thrown it open for questions, and here's the first. It's about language mixing. What's the deal with those mixed languages like 'Franglais', 'Chinglish', 'Singlish', and 'Portugnol'?

Well, some of them are full languages, some are just a general tendency to borrow words, and some are something else.
Check it out here.



I'm on about 5/6ths of the way through the stream. Watch out; it starts playing as soon as the page loads.
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The second episode is about the word 'like'. Facebook recently changed its rules so that instead of becoming a 'fan' of things, you 'like' them instead. But what's behind the word 'like'? It has a past, you know.

This one is an mp3.



Do you have a question about language that we should address on 'Talk the Talk'? Well, email the station at

Saturday, 1 May 2010

The Pope Song: A linguistic analysis

Been enjoying this new video from Tim Minchin. It's catchy, but it does have a wee bit of profanity. Entirely justified.



Here are some stats about the song.
  • some variant of 'fuck': 84 times
  • some variant of 'mother' + 'fuck' in the same word: 35 times
  • some variant of 'cunt': 0 times
  • That's one 'fuck' every: 1.54 seconds
  • Ratio of 'fuck' words to other words: 1:3.85
Other songs, for comparison:
  • Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.: One 'fuck' every 9.32 seconds
  • Too Drunk to Fuck by Dead Kennedys: every 8.89 seconds
  • Fucking in Heaven by Fatboy Slim: every 2.29 seconds
  • Bodies by the Sex Pistols: every 1.0 seconds (but only that one part in the third verse)
  • Fireflies by Owl City: every 0.6 seconds (subliminal)
  • Number of other songs I know that rhyme 'papist' and 'rapist': 0.