Who likes Benny Lava?

Starting out with "Who likes white people?" seemed a little out there, even for Michele Bachmann.



Language Log has done a convincing job of demonstrating that she really said, "Who likes wet people?", which you can prove to yourself by closing your eyes and listening. You know what it is -- it's those damn subtitles (or are they supertitles?). When you see the words up there, it sure sounds like "white", even when you know it's "wet".

I like this as an example of the suggestibility of perception. Could this be the Benny Lava of American politics?



No, maybe not.

Education in reverse

Aren't you glad you're not a kid going to a private Christian school in Perth, Australia? Because if you were, you'd have assignments like this:

Gay sex 'sickest of sins'

CHILDREN have been asked whether homosexuality is "the sickest sin" in a school assignment.

The homework given to 14 and 15-year-olds at Armadale Christian College, also also points them to bible quotes describing homosexuality as an "abomination", and describes "coming out of the closet" as "open sinning".

Way to go, Christians. Imagine you're 15, trying to figure out what your sexuality is, and you get handed that as homework. High school students are already cruel enough about ferreting out the gay kids in their midst, without the teachers piling on.

Another question asked what God said about homosexuality and pointed to Bible quotes for the answer, which called it an "abomination".

The assignment also stated that homosexuality was a "compromise for the need to be loved and accepted", resulting for many from "low self-esteem (and) gender emptiness".

Also on the assignment was: "Many people say that homosexuality is an inborn trait. Is a person born greedy, jealous, malicious, gossiper, slanderer, thief, child abuser, serial killer?"

Because being gay is just like all those other things.

I managed to procure a copy of the actual assignment (PDF), and yeah, it's pretty much the standard anti-gay stuff that gives Christians a hate-on, plus Bible scriptures.

Homosexuality
"Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites…" (1 Corinthians 6:9)

Preliminary Thoughts

1) What is homosexuality?

2) Is homosexuality a new practice? Why do we hear so much about it now?

3) What are some reasons people give to justify homosexual practices?
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b)
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4) Why are some people tempted with homosexual feelings and others are not?

5) Are feeling and temptations wrong, or do they become wrong when we do something about them (James 1:12–15)?

6) Is there a limit to the power of any temptation (1 Corinthians 10:13)?

7) The subject of homosexuality is confusing because everyone calls it something different.
• Is homosexuality a physical or genetic disease?
• Is homosexuality "the sickest sin there is?"
• Is homosexuality "natural" for some people, being an inborn trait (Romans 1:26–27)?
• Is homosexuality a legitimate "alternative lifestyle" (Genesis 2:24; Hebrews 13:4)?

8) Most people seem to have no idea how homosexuality can be a temptation to anyone. Therefore we are not very helpful to a person who is struggling with the temptation (cf. Galatians 6:1–2; Jude 22–23). Maybe that can change if we understand a few general things about homosexuality.
• God makes every person unique (Psalm 139:13–16; 1 Corinthains 12:12–27). He may be different, but God does not make him "gay" (James 1:13).
• Homosexuality generally has little to do with sex. The sexual involvement with another person of the same sex, is a compromise for the need to be loved and accepted.
• Some inborn factors may contribute to the development of homosexual attractions, but these are not sufficient to make a person homosexual (James 1:14–15; 1 Corinthians 10:13).
• Factors which lead to each person's struggle with homosexual attraction are different, but certain stages are common to many—low self-esteem, gender emptiness, gender attraction, sexual attraction, homosexual reinforcement, homosexual identity.

What Does The Bible Say?
1) Is homosexuality a new practice (Genesis 19:1–29; Judges 19:1–28; 1 Kings 14:24; 15–12; 22:46; 2 Kings 23:7)" Is there anything new (Ecclesiastes 1:9–10)?
2) What did God say about homosexuality under the Law of Moses (Leviticus 18:22; 20:13)?
3) Many people say homosexuality is an inborn trait. Is a person born greedy, jealous, malicious, gossiper, slanderer, thief, child abuser, serial killer (Mark 7:20–23)? Why would people say that homosexuality is inborn?
4) Is homosexuality a "natural" practice (Romans 1:26–27)?
5) Is homosexuality against God's law or sanctioned by it (1 Timothy 1:8–10)?
6) Homosexuals advocate "coming out of the closet" and being open with their lifestyle. What does the Bible say about such open sinning (Isaiah 3:9)?
7) Men try to lessen the severity of sin by softening its description. The Bible does not describe homosexuals/lesbians as "gay" or living an "alternative lifestyle". How does the Bible describe such people?
• 1 Kings 14:24—
• 1 Corinthians 6:9—
• Colossians 3:5—
• Jude 7—

8) What two things does 1 Corinthians 6:9–11 teach us about homosexuality?

9) Those who oppose homosexuality are often called "homophobes" or "gay bashers". Some people really are—but how would you desribe a caring, concerned Christian who wants to help a person overcome his struggle with homosexuality (1 Corinthians 13:4–7; James 5:19–20)?

Practical Solutions

1) Can a person who is engaged in homosexual practices remain in that condition? What much he/she do (Ephesians 5:1–14)?

2) Does God care about our struggle? What are some practical ways that God gives to overcome this temptation (1 Corinthians 10:13)?
• How did Jesus overcome temptation (Matthew 4:1–11)?
• Who can we turn to for help (Philippians 4:13; 1 John 4:4)?
• How must we respond to the devil's temptation (James 4:7)?
• What activity helps us as much as anything (Philippians 4:6–7)?
• What do we need to try and master (Philippians 4:8; 2 Corinthians 10:5)?

3) After you rid yourself of this practice, what must you do to keep worse sins from returning (Luke 11:24–26)?

4) How is the church to respond to a practicing homosexual who repents (2 Corinthians 2:3–11)?

5) Do you have a closing thought?

Maybe some parents at ACC wouldn't mind having this assignment plopped down on their child's desk, but I suspect more than a couple would. And people in the wider community should definitely be concerned that high schoolers are being exposed to the hateful teachings of the Christian bible -- subsidised by tax dollars, no less. Remember, this is happening not in the American South, but in good old secular Perth WA, today. It can happen here.

If you want to write your own answers for this assignment, give it a go in comments.

Spam spotting

Here's an interesting application for Natural Language Processing. How do you know if a review for a hotel or a business is real, or just a spammy one written by someone who's never even seen the place?

Computers can do it. Just get people to write a ton of spammy reviews, then get some reviews that (you suspect) are real, and compare the patterns.

Can't read the text? Fake reviews were more likely to use "I" and "me", adverbs like "really", and explanation points.

Here's a PDF of the authors' ACL presentation.

Inappropriate brand identificaton

There's enjoyment and there's investment.

Let's take the band Gomez for an example. I noticed the other day that I have a lot of Gomez albums, and I like them, but I wouldn't call myself a Gomez fan. There's some level at which I haven't identified with them.

On the other hand, when I first heard the Leisure Society or Seabear, it was more than just liking their stuff. I connected with them in some way that made me say "I can get behind this." I reserved a tiny part of myself for them, and made them a part of my social identity (because listening to music is as much about social alignment as musical enjoyment).

But defining yourself in terms of musical taste might not be such a great idea. What happens if 'your special band' releases a disappointing second album (as the Leisure Society and Seabear both did)? Will you be able to update, or will that be too threatening to your self-image? Maybe you'll just never listen to the new stuff, and keep thinking they're great.

What I'm talking about is the perils of Fanboi Syndrome, and it's the topic of this study (thanks to Kuri). Except this is about brands, not bands.

You may think you're defending your favorite platform because it's just that good. But, according to a recently published study out of the University of Illinois, you may instead be defending yourself because you view criticisms of your favorite brand as a threat to your self image. The study, which will be published in the next issue of the Journal of Consumer Psychology, examines the strength of consumer-brand relationships, concluding that those who have more knowledge of and experience with a brand are more personally impacted by incidents of brand "failure."

The researchers performed two experiments, one on a group of 30 women and another on 170 undergraduate students, in order to see whether the subjects' self esteem was tied to the general ratings of various brands. Those who had high self-brand connections (SBC)—that is, those who follow, research, or simply like a certain brand—were the ones whose self esteem suffered the most when their brands didn't do well or were criticized. Those with low SBC remained virtually unaffected on a personal level.

Boy, do I hear this. I used to be an Apple fanboi. Well, I still kind of am, partly because I think their stuff is good, and partly because of the thousands of happy hours I've spent computing on the MacOS. But a little tiny part of me is heavily invested in Apple, to the extent that I have to try not to feel personally affronted if AppleHaterz bag it, and I'm likely to write off their opinion.

I used to be worse. You should have seen me in the 90s, when the Mac was an endangered species. But brand identification is something of a danger. It's one more kind of bias that keeps us from seeing clearly. Companies shouldn't have that kind of hold.

30-Day Blog September

I'm starting something new, and I'm calling it 30-Day Blog September. Every day in the month of September, I am going to blog something. It may be the most interesting news article I found that day, a thought I had, or a longer piece, but it will be something, and it will be every day.

You could try it too, if you have a blog. Maybe it will shake us both out of Blog Lethargy, and help us realise that not every post needs to be a Serious Thought Piece. Want to join me?

UPDATE: I has a graphic.

If you're up for 30-Day Blog September, slap this graphic somewhere on your blog, and link to this post.

Peace for one day

A friend showed me this TED talk about Jeremy Gilley, who had an idea: What if everyone decided to stop war for one day?



You could say all kinds of things about this. Crazy. Idealistic. Naïve. And you'd be kind of right. For one thing, war happens anyway. For another, getting people to agree not to fight is futile because war is a failure to agree in the first place. That's the problem. What you're saying is, "If only we could get people to agree, then we could start to work on the problem of people not agreeing!"

Not everyone wants peace, anyway. One of the worst Christian memes around now is that if a major world political leader brings peace, that's a sign that they're the antichrist. Apparently, God is the only one who is supposed to bring peace, and anyone else is a satanic impersonator. So they're suspicious of peace. Isn't that lovely? But anyway.

And yet, despite all this, the Peace One Day project has done some good. Even the Taliban agreed to it one year, and violence went down that day.

You have to try stuff, as idealistic as it seems. Maybe, as Gilley says, it won't work, and nothing will happen. But maybe it will, and someone won't get blown up or killed for a day. You have to try.

And anyway, whether it "works" or not isn't the point. As I see it, the point of this exercise is that it's important to affirm values. It's important for the world community to state that peace is a collective goal. We need to say "You know peace? Well, we want that." And we need to keep saying that over and over again, because some people will keep chipping away at that value. We can't ever assume that any of our values are so universally held and so solid that we can never lose them. We can slip backward. It happened with torture. It's happening with the right to choose to have an abortion. You think child labour laws are an irretractable value? Public education? Conservatives right now are working feverishly to turn the clock back on our progressive values, even the ones that we think we could never lose. We need to keep affirming that these are the values we have.

September 21 is the day, by the way. It's not too far off. Maybe there's something we could do.

Naming rights

The issue of names and naming is interesting. Names are a rich source of cultural information. They tell us about our history, and our social networks.

In a recent Linguistics class, I brought up the topic of names with an exercise that you can do, if you like.

Try making a list of all the names you have. Don't skip any. Think about nicknames, or alternate versions of your name that you've used. Could someone use more than one name for you? What does it mean if they pick one or the other?

Usually people find, as I did, that names tell about our history. No one calls me 'Dan' or 'Danny', unless they knew me when I went by those names. Internet names can tell about our interests -- sometimes I'm 'fontor' or 'GoodReason'. And a lot of names have to do with our social system; family titles like 'Dad', or a name that belonged to a relative that's been handed down (as is the case with my actual 'first name', Thomas). There may even be names that people aren't supposed to know. Maybe you don't like your middle name, and you'd rather people don't know it. Sometimes nicknames between intimates are kept private.

Sometimes names are conferred ritually, which brought me to the LDS temple name. I explained to the class that in my former religion, when someone is initiated into the temple rituals, they're given a new name which is never to be revealed, except under very limited circumstances.

"But that doesn't make any sense," said one student. "What's the point of having a name, when no one can use it?"

Why indeed?

I answered this way: Who gets to name a comet? Whoever discovered it. Who gets to name a person? The parents. In marriage, a man sometimes gives a woman part of his name, which reflects the social agreement of the time that she belonged to him. In other words, the act of naming is done by the one who has ownership (in some way) over the thing being named.

So the act of naming something isn't just to create a way to refer to someone. By giving a new name to someone as part of a temple ritual, the church could be seen as asserting its ownership.

Post 1000

Here it is: My thousandth Good Reason post. And it only took five and a half years.

A lot about blogging has changed since I started the blog. Facebook got huge, and for a lot of people Facebook is their blog. I skipped Twitter, but got onto Google+, which may not be a Facebook killer (yet), but it is shaping up to be a Twitter killer. And there are podcasts, like my own 'Talk the Talk'.

What I'm finding is that these other forms of Internet expression are chipping around the edges of my blogging. I use FB or G+ for short ideas or links to articles about politics or religion that I don't want to do a full blog post on. And 'Talk the Talk' is my outlet for linguistics items. So what's Good Reason for?

What seems to be happening is that I'm using Good Reason less and less frequently, as a forum for pieces of writing which take longer to write, and require more thought. But I'm wondering if I want to post something short every day, like the most interesting link from my browsing that day.

But whatever happens, I'll still be here posting stuff with some regularity. I don't think anything else really does what the blog does for me, but its role might change a bit.

Do you find the same thing happening in your writing? Are other forms of media sapping your blog, or adding to it? Are we living in a post-blog era?